| Track | Durée | Titre | Tablature |
| 1 | 03:59 | Monopoly, Clue, and Battleship | |
| 2 | 04:04 | Facebook, Marry, Kill | |
| 3 | 03:39 | Snoop Dogg, Sean Connery, and Other Perfect Impressions | |
| 4 | 02:18 | The Grandmother, the Grandson, and the Holy Ghost | |
| 5 | 05:07 | Tattoos, Jews, and Lasers | |
| 6 | 03:04 | A Genie, a Genius, and Genial Gentleman | |
| 7 | 02:44 | An Attractive Child, a Stylish Dog, and Porn | |
| 8 | 02:17 | Cougars, Cats, and Kids (Oh My) | |
| 9 | 04:18 | Masturbation, Pedophilia, And Heroes | |
| 10 | 03:09 | Drinking, Sex, and Family (Oh My) | |
| 11 | 04:32 | Money, Drugs, and Nicolas Cage | |
| 12 | 03:13 | Twists, Turns, and a Vegan Restaurant | |
| 13 | 05:56 | Zombies, Ghosts, and Psychics | |
| 14 | 03:18 | Mushrooms, Ecstasy, and Not Pot | |
| 15 | 02:33 | Nothing, Everything, and Eddie Murphy | |
| 16 | 02:14 | Pot, Cops, and I Forget | |
| 17 | 07:03 | An Encore, Pranks, and Love | |
