Absurd-Ditties
| Track | Durée | Titre | Tablature |
| 1 | 00:44 | Absurd-Ditties | |
| 2 | 02:48 | I'm a Telly Addict | |
| 3 | 02:35 | Terry Talking | |
| 4 | 03:17 | Ernie Had a Hernia | |
| 5 | 02:37 | Toccata in DM | |
| 6 | 02:52 | My Wife's a Psychopath | |
| 7 | 02:28 | Sod The Neighbours | |
| 8 | 02:24 | Melancholy Margaret | |
| 9 | 03:53 | Drooling Banjos | |
| 10 | 02:59 | Alec's Gone | |
| 11 | 03:07 | When You're Jimmy Saville | |
| 12 | 03:19 | Caught Up the Reeperbahn! | |
| 13 | 02:57 | Dez the Demon Decorator | |
| 14 | 00:45 | Absurd-Ditties (End Bit) |