| Track | Durée | Titre | Tablature |
| 1 | 10:15 | Sanctimonious Is He That Wanteth His Significant Other to Grovel, for No Adult Yet Honored His Own Skin | |
| 2 | 08:53 | Which Sixth Sense Helps Your Relationship to Remain Sane? | |
| 3 | 05:58 | Forget All Your Previous Love Affairs Before You Choose Your Ideal Life Spouse | |
| 4 | 10:48 | Valuing the Peculiar Worth of Your Closest Intimate Partner | |
| 5 | 05:47 | Ineffable Tiredness From Overwhelming Intimacy | |
| 6 | 07:50 | Mutual Disrespect Is the Cyanide of Relationships | |
| 7 | 09:56 | Incomplete Women Can Abuse Wholesome Men Too | |
