| Track | Durée | Titre | Tablature |
| 1 | 01:51 | Intro; Who Signed the Declaration of Independence | |
| 2 | 03:18 | The Duck | |
| 3 | 04:17 | The Abundantly Endowed Baby; We Move Anything for Ten Cents; The Lucky Stool | |
| 4 | 03:15 | He'd Been Saving for 40 Years; Turn Her Over | |
| 5 | 04:12 | Ten Toes Up, Ten Toes Down; All He Thinks About Is Sex | |
| 6 | 02:19 | She's Just Got Two Weeks to Live | |
| 7 | 03:13 | Look at That Onion | |
| 8 | 04:27 | I Bet You Wish You Could Do That; Sharon's Parrot; The Purple Heart | |
| 9 | 04:47 | I'll Grab You a Handful of Leaves; Close Your Eyes; The Lotion Machine | |
| 10 | 01:52 | Peaches for Sale; The End | |
