If You Wanted to Qualify for Health Insurance, Then Maybe You Shouldn't Have Gotten Raped?
| Track | Durée | Titre | Tablature |
| 1 | 00:10 | Sick People Are Gay | |
| 2 | 00:10 | For All My Friends!!! | |
| 3 | 00:03 | Asking for It? | |
| 4 | 00:05 | Victory Lap | |
| 5 | 00:06 | Old People Are Gay | |
| 6 | 00:08 | The Jobs You'll Get | |
| 7 | 00:08 | It's My Hat Now! | |
| 8 | 00:07 | Can You Believe It? | |
| 9 | 00:04 | Riot Receipt | |
| 10 | 00:10 | Kill the Poor, Then Fuck the Poor, Then Bill Their Families |