| Track | Durée | Titre | Tablature |
| 1 | 03:25 | A (Dog Found a Stick in a Park With Such Magical Powers That a Bark Caused a Marvelous Pie to Drop Out of the Sky and the Doggy Would Grin Like a Shark) | |
| 2 | 03:43 | Ariadne Metal Cream Pie | |
| 3 | 02:09 | The Postman's Dry | |
| 4 | 03:26 | The Cake of Convention | |
| 5 | 01:52 | Programme Controller Flowers | |
| 6 | 02:53 | I Don't Have a Horse | |
| 7 | 00:31 | Poodle Haddock, Part 1 | |
| 8 | 01:59 | Poodle Haddock, Part 2 | |
| 9 | 02:32 | Conversation Gap Panic | |
| 10 | 02:12 | Suzzing Unobtrusively | |
| 11 | 00:51 | The Amphibious Nun | |
| 12 | 01:54 | Love You More | |
| 13 | 03:10 | Janice | |
| 14 | 01:12 | Into the Valley of Death Rode the Six Hundred Shouting "Dig It" | |
| 15 | 07:14 | Don't Eat Aluminium | |
| 16 | 02:09 | To Hell With It, Let Her Keep the Chicken (The Postman's Dryer) | |
| 17 | 29:00 | The Delicious Little Green Roosters of Insomnia | |
| 18 | 01:09 | Into the Valley of Death (demo version) | |
| 19 | 06:30 | The Grindy Truck | |
