| Track | Durée | Titre | Tablature |
| 1 | 03:12 | I'm Not Sagan | |
| 2 | 01:59 | The Day We Danced in Your Swimsuit | |
| 3 | 02:53 | Werewolves | |
| 4 | 04:34 | Do All the Good Ones Have Muslim Names? | |
| 5 | 02:00 | Hamartia, My Ass | |
| 6 | 01:44 | Before Her Reformation | |
| 7 | 02:09 | You May Get All the Ladies but I Got My Shit Together | |
| 8 | 01:40 | Archivist of Smoke | |
| 9 | 02:18 | Catch Me, I'm a Prick | |
| 10 | 03:40 | Suddenly, Everyone's a Smoker | |
| 11 | 01:28 | West Allis Book of the Dead | |
| 12 | 02:38 | Another Friend You Fuck | |
| 13 | 03:28 | Here's to Evil, Clink | |
| 14 | 04:18 | Please Stop Blaming Your Personal Problems on Films | |
| 15 | 00:50 | Mother of Mercy | |
