| Track | Durée | Titre | Tablature |
| 1 | 02:13 | Decadence Is Freedom With a Smile | |
| 2 | 03:09 | I Bet She Gives Great Helmet | |
| 3 | 02:36 | I Don't Cheat, I Get Results | |
| 4 | 03:21 | Fool Me Once, Strike One, Fool Me Twice, Strike Three | |
| 5 | 02:31 | Do Re Egon | |
| 6 | 02:47 | Chuck Norris Jokes Aren't Funny Anymore | |
| 7 | 03:41 | Anyone Who Hates John Hinkley Doesn't Understand True Love | |
| 8 | 03:02 | Your Mom Doesn't Count as a Fan, Jesse | |
| 9 | 03:00 | Being Brave Means Having Your Adult Teeth Kicked In | |
| 10 | 02:34 | Pull a Fievel and Go West | |
| 11 | 03:31 | I Drink to Prepare for a Fight (Tonight I'm Very Prepared) | |
