| Track | Durée | Titre | Tablature |
| 1 | 00:00 | What a Horrible Way to Go Out | |
| 2 | 00:00 | Cherry Kool-Aid and K-Mart Sneakers Are Key Ingredients for Mass Suicide | |
| 3 | 00:00 | HIV Infected Fecal Matter | |
| 4 | 00:00 | I Took My A.K. to a Nun Shit Sex Orgy | |
| 5 | 00:00 | We Finally Got a Drummer but He's Paralyzed From the Neck Down | |
| 6 | 00:00 | I'll Stick My Dancing Shoes Up Your Ass | |
| 7 | 00:00 | Dimebag Is Just Like Selena... Dead | |
| 8 | 00:00 | Burning Bridges Like I Burn Babies | |
| 9 | 00:00 | Thug Mosh Grind Doo | |
| 10 | 00:00 | John Denver School of Flight | |
| 11 | 00:00 | How Many Licks to the Center of the Pussy Pop... The World May Never Know | |
