| Track | Durée | Titre | Tablature |
| 1 | 00:00 | Stab Out Her Eyes and We'll Have a Game of Marbles | |
| 2 | 00:00 | Baked Vagina Ham | |
| 3 | 00:00 | Were You Beaten With a Sock Full of Batteries (Because If Not That Can Be Arranged) | |
| 4 | 00:00 | Flibbityjibbit | |
| 5 | 00:00 | Calista Flockhart Won't Very Much Like Having a Song About Anorexia Named After Her | |
| 6 | 00:00 | Chew My Root | |
| 7 | 00:00 | She Looks Like Someone Set Her Face on Fire and Put It Out With a Cinderblock | |
| 8 | 00:00 | Fuck You Devinn Lane | |
| 9 | 00:00 | Die Naked | |
| 10 | 00:00 | Going to Neo Jersey? Don't Take Your Claritin | |
| 11 | 00:00 | He Who Dies With the Most Kills Still Doesn't Win | |
| 12 | 00:00 | How Many 80's Pornos Have You Been In | |
| 13 | 00:00 | Weapons of Mass Destruction in Modern Sports | |
| 14 | 00:00 | Casper Is the Ghost of Richie Rich | |
| 15 | 00:00 | Briana Banks's Secret Death Wish | |
| 16 | 00:00 | Flight of the Regulators | |
| 17 | 00:00 | Too Ugly to Date, Hot Enough to Rape | |
| 18 | 00:00 | I Suppose You're Gonna Tell Me How the White Man Caused This | |
| 19 | 00:00 | Smackindahos | |
| 20 | 00:00 | You'll Never See Your Precious Pie Fucker Again | |
| 21 | 00:00 | Pimp Your Daughter | |
| 22 | 00:00 | One Word Explanation of How SIN Can Afford All Those CDs | |
