| Track | Durée | Titre | Tablature |
| 1 | 00:37 | Ditchpig | |
| 2 | 01:08 | Jesus Sold Me a Bunk Eigth | |
| 3 | 00:47 | Mary Had a Little Clam | |
| 4 | 01:26 | Crucifixion Must Hurt Like a Bitch | |
| 5 | 01:24 | Vaginal Bloodfarts | |
| 6 | 01:09 | Jesus Was a Facepainter | |
| 7 | 00:36 | I Had to Break Up With Your Mom | |
| 8 | 00:49 | In the Sea of Heavy Metal, You Are Plankton | |
| 9 | 00:56 | Let's Pretend I'm the Pope | |
| 10 | 01:39 | Jesus Was an Angry Drunk | |
| 11 | 01:28 | God Owes Me Money | |
| 12 | 01:02 | Phlegm Phlagm | |
| 13 | 01:05 | Jehova Probe | |
| 14 | 01:00 | Yaweh Is My Mom | |
| 15 | 00:38 | Ripping at the Flesh of Jesus Christ | |
| 16 | 00:50 | I Spell God C. U. N. T | |
| 17 | 01:37 | Battery Acid Enema | |
| 18 | 09:46 | My Toothless Bitch | |
