| Track | Durée | Titre | Tablature |
| 1 | 00:36 | Introduction | |
| 2 | 02:55 | The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage | |
| 3 | 03:23 | London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machines | |
| 4 | 03:23 | Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks | |
| 5 | 03:11 | Camisado | |
| 6 | 03:22 | Time to Dance | |
| 7 | 03:20 | Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off | |
| 8 | 02:35 | Intermission | |
| 9 | 03:25 | But It’s Better If You Do | |
| 10 | 03:06 | I Write Sins Not Tragedies | |
| 11 | 03:30 | I Constantly Thank God for Esteban | |
| 12 | 03:16 | There’s a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven’t Thought of It Yet | |
| 13 | 03:40 | Build God, Then We’ll Talk | |
