| Track | Durée | Titre | Tablature |
| 1 | 04:13 | Donald Trump's Hair | |
| 2 | 03:39 | I Wanna Be Up Front Like Dolly | |
| 3 | 04:40 | I Can Always Get Skinny, but You'll Never Be Tall | |
| 4 | 03:35 | I'm Living Alone and I Like It | |
| 5 | 04:22 | The Bigger the Better | |
| 6 | 04:23 | The Redheaded Man Who Would Not Move | |
| 7 | 03:09 | That's Why I Keep Him | |
| 8 | 04:02 | Chocolate Stuff | |
| 9 | 03:40 | It's Gonna Take One Helluva Man | |
| 10 | 03:24 | Christmas in Rehab | |
| 11 | 03:15 | God Save the Queens | |
| 12 | 04:23 | Whatever Happened to Kenny Roger's Face | |
| 13 | 02:47 | The Glory of Love | |
| 14 | 03:40 | It's Gonna Take One Helluva Man (bonus version) | |
| 15 | 04:02 | I Can Always Get Skinny but You'll Never Be Tall (radio edit) | |
